I'm somewhat of a math whizz.
我数学还不错。
forge parents' signature
伪造父母签名
Don't ever say that out loud again,OK?
以后千万别再提这个了，知道么？
The truth is, the truth sucks.
真理就是，说真话行不通
We live in a moral cesspool of lies.
我们都生活在谎言当中。
I'm a high school guidance counselor,with a freakishly high tolerance for prescription medicatio
我在高中当辅导员，用奇特的高度的耐心，开一些治疗痛苦的药方。
You think when I was a kid growing up I had posters on the wall of guidance counselors?
你认为我从小就想长大当辅导员？
Look,if you wanna get anything out of life,you gotta put some spin on the ball,OK?
如果你想从生活中学点什么，你就得学聪明点。
Dude，sweet as sugar syrup.
兄弟，很甜蜜啊。
Uh，yeah,I know it's totally embarrassing having my parents drop me off.
嗯，是的，我知道让父母送我来学校很尴尬。
She's getting all pimped out right now.
她去弄得更拉风一些。
She's dyslexic.
她有阅读障碍症。
Out of all the others, I have chosen you.
在所有人中，我选中你。
I really suck at math.
我数学很差的。
Can you hand me your homework ,please?
你能把你的作业给我吗？
He has this fetish and he is constantly eating my homework.
他有怪癖而且他经常吃我的作业。
Please don't tell me you are one of those guys who actually thinks he has a shot with his teacher.
Annie would be into me .
安妮会迷恋我的。
You wanna partner up
你想要搭档吗？
I guess it can't hurt to share a grade with a guy who's having a steamy affair with the teacher.
我想，跟一个幻想和他老师有故事的家伙同班是死不了人的。
They totally humiliated you yesterday.
他们昨天已经羞辱过你了。
That table is the land of milk and honey.
那张桌子是富饶之地.
Specifically,Kyle Plunkett.
准确的说,Kyle Plunkett.
You'll get assassinated if you ask her out.
你要是约她出去,你会死掉的.
I'll be sitting over there,swapping "how do you do"
我要坐过去,跟她说你好.
I'm sorry,the seat's saved.
不好意思,这个座位被占了.
Actually,it went just as I expected.
事实上,我已经预料到了.
So,you've been here what ,a day .And already Mrs.Moran and Vicki Sanders are lusting afer you.
所以,你到这有一天了,而且已经有Moran夫人和Vicki Sanders 已经对你有意思了。
Cut the crap.Look,I get it.
别废话了，听着，我懂得。
You're lying to jazz up your otherwise miserable life.
你说谎调解你的悲惨生活。
But hanging out with them really cannot be worth all this.
但是跟他们一块混真的不值得的了。
We're gonna be cutting practice a little short today so I can go buy a new garage door.
我们今天训练的时间短一些，我要去买一个新的车库门了。
Uhh,start with two lines of lay-up drills.
分成两队，进行上篮练习。
We're in the middle of a 4-game losing streak,right?
我们已经四场连败了，知道吗？
Check this out .Not only does he play like a girl,but he must be hung like one too.
If you just admitted you had a ,we woule tease you a little and then let it go.
如果你承认你有那个，我们也就是逗逗你，然后就算了。
But when you lie to our faces it insults us and we have to make an issue out of it.
但是如果你当着我们的面说谎就是羞辱我们，我们就得好好说道说道了。
The coach made me promise to keep it covered，so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem right before the next game.
教练让我保密，以免会伤害到你们的自尊。比赛马上要开始了。
How can you adequately mock this party if you're not there.
如果你不去的话，你有什么资格来嘲笑这个聚会呢？
What about Kyle?Viki
Oh,he's cool with it.
他对这个无所谓的.
I have no choice but to take you out of the running for the math scholarship.
我别无选择,只好让你退出数学奖学金的角逐了.
It's also district policy that I put you on probation.
Which means,unfortunately that one more slip-up and I have to expel you.
还有一项严令，我要给你留校察看。很不幸，这意味这再有一个错误,我就得开除你。
I lied about her being an avant-garde artist and now our house is some sort of installation art piece.
我说谎她是一名先锋艺术家而且我家的房子成了安置艺术品的画廊了。
oh,look,Annie,I'm super sorry I flaked on you.
听着，我非常抱歉我失约了。
Kinda?He single-handedly won the game!
小忙？他是一个人赢了比赛！
山姆是一个说谎成性的孩子。当他转学到一所新的学校时，为了让自己能够尽快地融入新的学校，得到大家的认可，山姆编造了不少不着边际的谎言，比如自己每天都开着保时捷上学啊，在原来的学校是最受欢迎的男孩子等等。谁知道身材瘦小其貌不扬的他，说出来的一切换来的是大家质疑的眼光。郁闷的山姆回家做了一整夜的噩梦，醒来却发现，自己编造的谎言竟然奇迹般地变成了现实！车库里停放着他的红色保时捷，在学校里美丽的女老师开始对他抛起了媚眼，他甚至当选了学校最具魅力的男生，戴上了一顶大大的皇冠……然而，实现所有愿望后的山姆却越来越困惑，他发现一切跟他原来想象的一点点开始不一样了……
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