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你现在的位置:首页>>群组>>御宅时代>>He puts it in the wrong hole 忧伤天籁,触及哥的灵魂,让哥心碎而又蛋疼的优美歌声!

He puts it in the wrong hole 忧伤天籁,触及哥的灵魂,让哥心碎而又蛋疼的优美歌声!

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2009-10-3 11:29:08


悲伤、忧郁,旋律优美,唱念俱佳,让哥心碎,让哥蛋疼!

歌词(我就不翻译了):
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright,I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around,We throw all our clothes...to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights,I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown,I look at the condom, it is all brown
Last night, ooo, I stuck it in the wrong hole,I'm so sorry, oooo, from the bottom of my soul ....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better,In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled,it's a common accident during doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good,I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

I never ever want to make you feel hurting,I guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause,Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,,Thats how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

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我左八荣,右八耻,三个代表在腰间,一团和谐在胸口,人挡杀人,佛挡杀佛!
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2009-10-3 14:02:49
还行
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Hello,my name is “never get enough sleep”...
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2009-10-4 8:44:43

We go to her place and we fool around,We throw all our clothes...to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights,I start but feel something so extra tight

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你是我的公主,我是你的王子呀~
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2009-10-5 2:04:22
喵。。~
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以前,世界这么乱,小女子怎么混呢;现在嘛,小女子这么乱,世界怎么混呢?
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2009-10-5 3:21:46
wei 什么心碎和蛋疼呢?结局明明很不错啊 那女的不是让他再来搞一次阿 而且点了名要男的fuck her ass 阿,, 我觉得挺好的 不专家管理员压灭跌大人不是才教过大家要怎么正确弄啊 挺好的 楼主别伤心了
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改邪归正
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