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JESSE:
(applauds) No, one more! Please, please.
CELINE:
No! No-no-no-no, it was our deal. One, one song. No-no-no-no-no. You gonna have your tea, and, uh....
JESSE:
....Alright, let me, let me ask you one question.
CELINE:
What?
JESSE:
Do you just plug that name in for every guy that comes up here?
CELINE:
Oh, yes, of course. What do you think? That I wrote this song about you? Are you nuts? (laugh)
JESSE:
....(looking at the pictures on wall) Is this you? Little cross-eyed Celine?
CELINE:
Yes. (laugh) That's funny.
JESSE:
Cute. (laugh) Is that your grandma?
CELINE:
Yeah.
JESSE:
Oh, wow.
CELINE:
You want some honey?
JESSE:
Yeah, sure.
(Jesse puts the CD of Nina Simone on the player and hits play)
CELINE:
....Did you ever see Nina Simone in concert?
JESSE:
No, I never did. I can't believe she's gone.
CELINE:
I know, it's so sad.
JESSE:
...Thanks.
CELINE:
It's hot.....I saw her twice in concert. She was so great...That's one of my favorite songs of hers. (sings along the song for a while and laughs) She was so great. She was so funny in concert, too. She would, uh, she would be right in the middle of a song and then, you know, stop, and, uh, and walk from the piano all the way to the edge of the stage, like really slowly....And she'd start talking to someone in the audience. "Oh yeah, baby. Oh, yeah....Uh-huh. Hmm, I love you too." (laugh) And then she'd walk back. Take her time, no hurry, You know? She had that big, cute ass. (laugh) She would move "woo". (laugh) And then she would, uh, go back to the piano and play some more...and then she would, uh, I don't know, just start another song in the middle of another, you know, like, stop again, and like, "Oh, you over there. Can you move that fan? Uh-huh. Oh, you're cute! Hmm." (laugh) ".....Oh. Oh, yeah.....Baby, you are gonna miss that plane."
JESSE:
I know.
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- 不，再一首吧，拜託
- 不行，我們說好了
一首…就一首
不行不行不行！
你可以把茶喝了，然後…
- 好吧，我問你一個問題
- 什麼？
你是不是每次都會針對上來的男生
把曲子裏的名字換一下呢？
喔，對啊
那當然了
不然你以為我是為你寫的哦？
你瘋了哦？
哦，這是你嗎？
鬥雞眼的席琳？
- 是啊，很有趣
- 很可愛哦
- 這是你的奶奶嗎？
- 是的
哦，哇…
- 要加蜂蜜嗎？
- 嗯，好啊
你有沒有去看過妮娜‧西蒙
(Nina Simone) 的演唱會呢？
沒有，從來沒有
真不敢相信她已經過世了
是啊
真讓人傷心
謝謝
小心燙哦
我去看過她的演唱會兩次
她很棒
這是她的歌曲當中
我最喜歡的之一
她很棒
她在演唱會上的表現也很有趣
她會…
她會在唱到一半的時候
就…停下來
然後從鋼琴旁
一直走到舞台邊
是真的很慢很慢的那種…
然後就對觀眾席中的
某個人說話
「喔，是的，寶貝
喔，是的，我也愛你」
然後她再走回來
慢慢的，不急
扭著她…
大大的、可愛的屁股
扭一下，Ohhhhh
然後她就回到鋼琴邊
再繼續彈奏
然後她會…
怎麼說呢…
一首歌中間
再插入另一首歌
又停了下來
像這樣：
嘿，你…
你可以動一下嗎？
唔，你很可愛哦
喔
寶貝
你快來不及搭上那班飛機了
我知道
