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后妈：镜子诶镜子诶……  

镜子：你又要粗嘛妖呢子？  

后妈：尼了缩缩诶，SEI（二声）脏（三声）的最漂亮？  

镜子：白雪公主啊！  

后妈：嘛玩儿？别打镲了！揍她内揍性离了歪斜的嫩么顺（二声）能跟我比吗？  

镜子：你搅闷吗？  

后妈：甭废话，看我得楞得楞她切！  

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后妈：介大红苹果诶~，赶紧来一个！  

白雪公主：嘛好吃？不是。吃嘛好？不是

某日,老师在课堂上想考考学生们的智商,就问一个男孩:“树上有十只鸟,开枪打死一只,还剩几只?”
男孩反问:“是无声手枪么?”
“不是.”
“枪声有多大?”
“80~100分贝.”
“那就是说会震的耳朵疼?”
“是.”
“在这个城市里打鸟犯不犯法?”
‘不犯.”
“您确定那只鸟真的被打死啦?”
“确定.”老师已经不耐烦了,”拜托,你告诉我还剩几只就行了,OK?”
“OK.鸟里有没有聋子?”
“没有.”
“有没有关在笼子里的?

Below are Rosenbaum's 41 favorite post-millennial movies:

2000
The Child and the Soldier (Seyyed Rez Mir-Karimi)
Chunhyang (Im Kwon-taek)
The Day I Became a Woman (Marziyeh Meshkini)
George Washington (David Gordon Green)
Les glaneur

Below are Rosenbaum's 117 favorite films from the 1990s:

1990
Archangel (Guy Maddin)
Close-up (Kiarostami)
The Confession (fragment, Paradjanov)
Days of Being Wild (Wong Kar Wai)
Homework (Kiarostami)
How to Live in the Federal Republ

Below are Rosenbaum's 130 favorite films from the 1980s:

1980
Atlantic City (Malle)
The Big Red One (Fuller)
Gloria (Cassavetes)
Grown-ups (Mike Leigh)
The Little Richard Story (William Klein)
Melvin and Howard (Demme)
La memoire court

Below are Rosenbaum's 127 favorite films from the 1970s:

1970
Le cochon (Jean Eustache / Jean-Michel Barjol)
Days and Nights in the Forest (Satyajit Ray)
L'enfant sauvage (Truffaut)
Fata Morgana (Werner Herzog)
The Honeymoon Killers (Leonard Kastle)
Performance (Nicolas Roeg / Donald Cammell)
Le petit theatre de Jean Renoir (Renoir)
……

Below are Rosenbaum's 132 favorite films from the 1960s:

1960
The Bellboy (Jerry Lewis)
Bells are Ringing (Minnelli)
Les bonnes femmes (Claude Chabrol)
The Cloud-Capped Star (Ghatak)
Devi (Satyajit Ray)
Elmer Gantry (Richard Brooks)
T

Here are Rosenbaum's 160 favorite films from the 1950s:

1950
All About Eve (Joseph L. Mankiewicz)
Annie Get Your Gun (George Sidney)
Cinderella (Wilfred Jackson / Luske / Clyde Geronimi)
The Father of the Bride (Minnelli)
The Flame and the

Here are Rosenbaum's 104 favorite films of the 1940s:

1940
Christmas in July (Preston Sturges)
Foreign Correspondent (Hitchcock)
The Grapes of Wrath (Ford)
The Great Dictator (Chaplin)
The Long Voyage Home (Ford)
Pinocchio (Ben Sharps

Here are Rosenbaums' favorite 94 films from the 1930s:

1930
L'age d'Or (Bunuel)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Lewis Milestone)
The Blue Angel (Sternberg)
Earth (Dovzhenko)
Her Man (Tay Garnett)
Laughter (Harry d'Arrast)
Monte Carlo (L